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OTH4 Celebrates 4th of July @ Colonial Beach

If you want to see naked drunk fat people, go to T.I.T.S. (see below) If you want t o see partially clad fat people head to the beach. This is a family event so please keep those tube tops and g strings tightly secured. The trail will be in the Colonial Beach area at 2pm on Saturday, July 4th. Following trail, there will be a pot luck meal (Bring a dish to share!) to take us into an evening filled with a river spa treatment and a Good Ol' Boy fireworks display. Always fun!

Based on the previous few years, I'd recommend some sun screen,  extra beverages (once  the coolers are dry, you are on your own... Food Lion and Hall's sell all the necessities), a chair and some bug spray. Between the hot bodied co-eds and the drunken fools, this event always seems to provide entertainment by the boat load. Speaking of boats, there is a community boat launch available if you have a functional craft. Email me off line if you need details.

As this On-On will take place at a residence, we are trying to maintain the festivities to the outside area. A port 'o potty will be provided and there is always the river (please go down stream if you chose this option.) Also, please leave Rover at home. There will be two dogs that don't share at the house.

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Tubing in the Shenandoah, July 4th Weekend 2009